askapolarbear asked: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
OH SHIT, IT’S YOU.
HI.
ask-commander-indrick-boreale:
(mod: I don’t like the jappleack blog!)

boxertheangel started following you

WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK…
Angry Marines got some explainin to do.
TRAINING SIMULATION.
IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AFTER THAT ONE WITH THE BRAIN DAMAGE STARTED GETTING IN TOUCH WITH US.
TOO FAR.
TOO GOT DAMN FAR.
I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR BRAIN OUT THROUGH YOUR ANUS, YOU PONY-HATING CHAOS SCUM!
I LIKE PONIES THOUGH.
I DON’T MEAN YOU, I MEAN THAT COCK-GOBBLING LITTLE PUSSY-WILLOW IN THE PICTURE.
AH.
I WILL BRING YOU HIS HEAD.
FINE. BUT I AM GOING TO MUTILATE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT HEAD.
WELL, YOU CAN’T REALLY DO ANYTHING TO MUTILATE HIS DIGNITY, LET’S FACE IT. THAT FAGGOT’S WEARING HER CROWN.
(Source: ask-commander-indrick-boreale)
This is really my own fault, I took that Nurgle chick out for beers and now I feel like I do.
Please direct all request for bloodshed to the Red Rivers guardsmen, I am indisposed.By Red Rivers Guardsmen, do you mean your penis? Serves you right for tapping a follower of the PLAGUE GOD. Come on, the clue lies in the title.
Thank you for automatically assuming that I’m so fly that I took her out for beers and got some.
Sadly, no. We went out for a beer, watched a vid, I took her home and then went home. No sex involvec.

Anonymous asked: HEY! YOU! YEAH, YOU! FIND SOMETHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT YOU OVER-SIZED TIN CAN! No offense. You're still awesome. JUST CHEER UP ALREADY!
“HAPPY” AND “ANGRY” AREN’T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE, YOU FUCKING DICKBAG.
Anonymous asked: If you had to choose between a Chainsword, a Power Axe or a Thunder Hammer, which would you go for?
MY HANDS.
SOMEONE GET MY MY POWER-ROLLED-UP-NEWSPAPER.
(Source: frothshield, via entertheblacklibrary)
Well, because of this I discovered about a week ago,
I went and decided that I’m gonna hold a contest!
I will be giving away a custom made Cyberpony made of Sculpy.
The little guy stands about 3.75 inches tall.
RULES: You may like and reblog once. You don’t have to be following me to enter.
A big thanks to all those who took an interest in my blog! Good luck in the contest!
((Reblogging because everyone needs a cyberponydemon on their dashboards)
I REQUIRE THIS EVIL EQUINE FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES.