December 2011
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ask-a-tech-priest replied to your post: Hey hey hey! He Who Thirst has SOME standards! And one of Corn-dog’s hater-tots isn’t up to snuff. This one is probably the worst heretic ever. He likes to spin his cock around and yell “ORNITHOPTER!” at passers-by. That’s not even heretical; it’s just fucking stupid. I… WHAT? REALLY? JESUS CHRIST…
Dec 27th
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kharnisaswellguy asked: YOU KNOW YOU HAVE WET DREAMS AND STAIN YOUR POWER ARMOUR WITH THOSE THOUGHTS. I TALKED TO DRANON, I HEARD SOME REALLY FUNNY THINGS ABOUT WHAT THE ANGRY MARINES DO.
Dec 27th
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stevethecultist-deactivated2012 asked: Hey hey hey! He Who Thirst has SOME standards! And one of Corn-dog's hater-tots isn't up to snuff.
Dec 27th
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kharnisaswellguy asked: OH YOU POOR, GENDER AND SEXUAL IDENTITY CONFUSED THING. JUST GIVE IT UP. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ANGRY ENOUGH TO CLEAN MY BOOT TREAD, LET ALONE BE A BESERKER. I'M SURE SLAANESH WOULD LET YOU CLEAN IT THOUGH.
Dec 27th
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kharnisaswellguy asked: LOOK HERE SONNIE, DON'T TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING LIKE I'M THE ONE DOING IT.
Dec 27th
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kharnisaswellguy asked: PLEASE. I INVENTED THE TERM ANGRY MARINE.
Dec 27th
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redemptionknight asked: All Anons are trolls but the level which they support their foul god varies brother.
Dec 27th
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redemptionknight asked: Brother Astartes why do you let the Anons get to you. You know well they troll for the troll god.
Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: You're not as angry as i thought you'd be
Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: Dear battle brother, 'Dickfingers' has now been added to my list of insults. Thank you.
Dec 27th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: Does the angry marine need a big hug from his favourite figure Slaanesh? *hug* NO. DON’T MAKE ME USE THIS GUARDSMAN, SO HELP ME GOD-EMPEROR, I WILL FUCKING DO IT.
Dec 26th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod asked: Does the angry marine need a big hug from his favourite figure Slaanesh?
Dec 26th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. WHEN I WRECK YOUR SHIT, YOU CAN REMIND ME WHY YOUR’RE CALLED ANGRY MARINES. I tried molesting him once…:C It was not pretty. Slapped me back into the warp. WOW, YOU GAVE UP EASY…
Dec 26th
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kharnisaswellguy asked: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. WHEN I WRECK YOUR SHIT, YOU CAN REMIND ME WHY YOUR'RE CALLED ANGRY MARINES.
Dec 26th
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askthesister asked: Battle-Brother Malleus. There is little I could do to abate or encourage your wrath during the Imperimus season. Instead, I have included in this sarcophagi several baked goods. I trust your waistline survives the season, Merry Imperimus!
Dec 25th
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kharnisaswellguy asked: I GOT BOXING GLOVES FOR IMPERIUS DAY. WANNA BOX?
Dec 25th
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the-tau-empire asked: I couldnt find something angry enough for you so I got you this empty box! Enjoy. *drops off giant box* Oh by the way dont push that button in the bottom, or kick it, or... you know what you should probably never touch it and just leave it in the corner. Merry Christmas!
Dec 25th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: Merry… Calm down mister! I HAVE THE WORST ANTI-BONER RIGHT NOW.
Dec 24th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: Merry Christmas angry one. I got you a lapdance! *dancey dancey* Like what you see Angry Marine? NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Dec 24th
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theimmortalgodemperorofmankind replied to your post: STINGS, DOESN’T IT? Ponies are warp-spawned hell things. Tear ‘em apart. DID YOU JUST AGREE WITH THAT FUCKSTICK, MY LORD?
Dec 24th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod asked: Merry Christmas angry one. I got you a lapdance! *dancey dancey*
Dec 24th
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STINGS, DOESN'T IT?
—- >implying that ponies in pastel colours aren’t stretchy MAN, YOU’RE A STUPID FUCK, AREN’T YOU, KHORNE?
Dec 24th
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askcultist replied to your post: Meestor yellow man, hwee have a queeston. Which do you prefer, Power feet, or thee chair weapon? ((OOC: For the CultistMods p.o.v.: I prefer the Power feet too, hence why when I found some spare marine models my cousin had yet to do anything with, I converted one to a angry marine with Power feet)) ((PICSHURS. I DEMAND THEM <3))
Dec 20th
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ask-a-tech-priest replied to your post: So you don’t like heavy bolters. Check. How about plasma weapons? Are those explodey enough, or should I start exploring other options in the armory? Fascinating! I wonder if the same principle could be constructively applied to the use of Tech-Priests as ammunition…or Tech-Priest novices… NO, YOU GUYS ARE TOO SQUISHY.
Dec 20th
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askcultist asked: Meestor yellow man, hwee have a queeston. Which do you prefer, Power feet, or thee chair weapon?
Dec 20th
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Anonymous asked: Can I see the sack of adamantine Door knobs?!
Dec 20th
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queenfrau asked: TRUE. BETTER YET, TAKING OFF HIS HELMET AND SMASHING HIS SKULL WITH IT. IRONIC DEATH.
Dec 20th
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ask-a-tech-priest asked: So you don't like heavy bolters. Check. How about plasma weapons? Are those explodey enough, or should I start exploring other options in the armory?
Dec 20th
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queenfrau asked: I FIND THEM FUN. SO VERY ROBUST AND HEAVY. THEN AGAIN, BOLTERS ARE FUN, YES?
Dec 20th
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queenfrau asked: OPINIONS ON HEAVY BOLTERS?
Dec 20th
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zackandrai-os-deactivated201202 asked: Zack: Thanks, I'll remember that when I see any of them. Flamethrowers are always fun.
Dec 20th
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zackandrai-os-deactivated201202 asked: Zack: Any advice on dealing with the minions of that Chaos God, Nurgle?
Dec 20th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: I looked over some things about you guys. I wouldn’t mind serving a few years aboard the Killfuck Soulshitter. Think I could join up? Slaanesh can help you find asses to tap. DAEMONETTES FOR EVERY ANGRY MARINE!!! :D NO.
Dec 20th
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asktheduke asked: I looked over some things about you guys. I wouldn't mind serving a few years aboard the Killfuck Soulshitter. Think I could join up?
Dec 20th
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Anonymous asked: Do the Angry Marines contribute to the Deathwatch?
Dec 20th
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clinchchilla asked: we ARE the fucking deathwatch. HAVE THEY NOT SEEN A FUCKING ANGRY MARINE EXTERMINATUS!?
Dec 20th
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Anonymous asked: Do Angry Marines have "Feel no Pain" or something like the Black Rage messing with their Gene Seed?
Dec 20th
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((GUESS WHAT I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD!))
((THOUSAND SONS MOTHERFUCKIN’ TRIXIE.))
Dec 19th
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askthesister: ((Malleus Mod, I <3 you in that platonic almost-creepy manner reserved for tumblr mods who have their canon down pat. Just sayin’ ))
Dec 19th
Letters from a Sororitas: sisterofmechanicus... →
askthesister: theangrymarine: askthesister: theangrymarine: askthesister: sisterofmechanicus reblogged theangrymarine: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: Dammit! It was worth a shot though. HEY, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPEECH PATTERNS ON THAT THING, IT HAS TO HAVE A… BUT YOU INVITED IT TO BAKE WITH YOU....
Dec 19th
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Letters from a Sororitas: sisterofmechanicus... →
askthesister: theangrymarine: askthesister: sisterofmechanicus reblogged theangrymarine: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: Dammit! It was worth a shot though. HEY, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPEECH PATTERNS ON THAT THING, IT HAS TO HAVE A… BUT YOU INVITED IT TO BAKE WITH YOU. THAT IS SOME QUESTIONABLE SHIT, RIGHT...
Dec 19th
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Letters from a Sororitas: sisterofmechanicus... →
askthesister: sisterofmechanicus reblogged theangrymarine: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: Dammit! It was worth a shot though. HEY, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPEECH PATTERNS ON THAT THING, IT HAS TO HAVE A… BUT YOU INVITED IT TO BAKE WITH YOU. THAT IS SOME QUESTIONABLE SHIT, RIGHT THERE.
Dec 19th
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sisterofmechanicus replied to your post: ((Bec, you might want to go back a bit further, I think you missed a few.)) ((Quit it! I almost had a panic attack there. I hate missing shit in RPs :( )) ((Haha, I don’t think this even constitutes as roleplaying, it just seems more like 40k characters giving each other shit over the Interbuttz : p))
Dec 19th
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theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: Dammit! It was worth a shot though. HEY, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPEECH PATTERNS ON THAT THING, IT HAS TO HAVE A DISORDER OR SOME SHIT. Maybe it has a bit of cupcake stuck… OH. OH, OKAY. I MEAN, NOT THAT THAT MAKES IT ANY LESS UN-OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. MAYBE I CAN STOVE...
Dec 19th
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((Bec, you might want to go back a bit further, I...
((I’m just kidding, you carry on ; p))
Dec 19th
sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: Dammit! It was worth a shot though.  HEY, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPEECH PATTERNS ON THAT THING, IT HAS TO HAVE A DISORDER OR SOME SHIT. Maybe it has a bit of cupcake stuck in it’s mouth constantly. It loves the bloody things. WAIT, ARE YOU THE ONE WHO TOLD IT THAT YOU WERE GONNA BAKE WITH IT TOMORROW?
Dec 19th
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sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus replied to your post: [JOURNAL ENTRY - 995SOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHINGTHISISTHEWORSTFUCKINGDATINGSYSTEMEVER] Because it’s a bright target to snatch at, you know how cultists get with their bright colours and shit. Maybe have a laser light to distract it. THE DUDES ABOARD THE MAXIMUM FUCK TRIED LAND RAIDERS, HUN, I DON’T THINK A LASER...
Dec 19th
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sisterofmechanicus replied to your post: [JOURNAL ENTRY - 995SOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHINGTHISISTHEWORSTFUCKINGDATINGSYSTEMEVER] Because it’s a bright target to snatch at, you know how cultists get with their bright colours and shit. Maybe have a laser light to distract it. THE DUDES ABOARD THE MAXIMUM FUCK TRIED LAND RAIDERS, HUN, I DON’T THINK A LASER POINTER’S GONNA DO A FUCKING...
Dec 19th
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sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus replied to your post: What the fuck are you doing on Tumblr and not killing the enemies of the Imperium you stupid fuck? He’s been asked this before, again and again and again hence it being boring. BTW Malleus you missed out on blamming deamonettes I FUCKING MISS EVERYTHING WHEN I’M PLAYING THE OLD REPUBLIC, DON’T I? FUCK. I’ll save...
Dec 19th
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ask-a-tech-priest: theangrymarine: slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post:… Done fapping. YOU HAVE ISSUES. Chief among them being a Chaos god created by a bunch of circle-jerking Eldar blowing their psychic load all at once, right? THAT’S A DISTURBINGLY ACCURATE SUMMATION. AND NOT AN ORIGIN TO BE PROUD OF.
Dec 19th
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